ugh

Geez, this has GOT to be one of the dumbest things I've read on the internet:

"Yo I'm from New York. I say yo, son, word, lean back, aight, 1, true story, madd, whateva, bitches, yea yea yea, deadass, fuck u, u fucking fuck face and hop off on a regular basis. I walk and talk fast so keep up. I don't say excuse me, i just push my way through. I don't say sorry, I just blame everything on you. I take the bus everywhere, not because I don't have a car but because I ain't paying for no dam gas or a parking space. I am a well rounded person. My neighbors are anywhere from Italian, German, West Indian, Hispanic, Indian, or Polish. If you're reallly from NY, no matter who you are or what your culture is, you know you're playing reggae and reggaeton at your parties. I'm from NY so I'll judge you by what you're wearing and talk shit about you in front of your face. All my outfits are name brand. My everyday outfits consist of Seven jeans, Enyce,Coogi, Baby Phat, Rocawear, H&M, Express, Guess, La Coste, Le Tigre, Fetish, and Apple Bottom to my shoe collection which must consist of the latest jordans, uptowns, downtowns,air max, timberlands, vazquez and pradas. If i think something is wrong with you I'll just say you need to be shot. I'm from New York...so don't test me" -Anonymous

What a load of crap. Sure, I'm from New York, but never in my life would I say "Yo! 1 NIGGA! PEACE!" Well, one reason is, is that I'm not black enough. It gets on my nerves when people feel that they need to act all "gangsta." It's like geez, stop already!

I think a funny line is when whoever wrote this wrote "I am a well rounded person" when a few lines before s/he write obsenitites like "I don't say sorry, I just blame everything on you!" and "fuck u, u fucking fuck face"

Well rounded, my ass. More like immature.

Oh yeah by the way H&M is a Swedish clothing brand. So much for "reppin'" New York, dorkwad.